contact

There are a couple ways to get a hold of Patrick.

The first way is go down to the wharf and find a bar called One Legged Pete's. Order a rusty nail from the bartender and tell him after your second sip you once knew a woman named Roberta. He'll tell you to head to the back and knock three times on the door at the end of the hallway. The password is 'turtledove'.

Now, you'll have the pleasure of meeting One Legged Pete himself.

  • DON'T look him in the eye.

  • DON'T ask about the leg.

  • DON'T ask him what happened to his other eye.

  • DO take a swig from the jug of rot-gut moonshine he hands you.

You don't want to know what happens if you refuse. Pete will ask you for 'the message'. Hand him a slip of paper no larger than a fortune cookie that you prepared earlier saying 'I'm in need of expertly crafted cinema'.

He will take you to the roof and fix the message to a carrier pigeon. Return two days later ON THE EXACT HOUR you first arrived for further instructions.

Or you click the contact form below, but where's the fun with that?